4:10 pm
T: Did you fart?
A: (Scowls.) No.
4:15
A: It's kind of cold in here.
T. Yeah, it's a little chilly.
Angie turns the thermostat up to start the heater.
4:20
A: Should I wake Hazel up? Or let her keep sleeping and just let her stay up late tonight?
T: Let her sleep. Let's read.
Todd and Angie sit on the couch and start reading.
4:22
A: You stink.
T. YOU stink.
A: No, I don't. You do.
Todd gets up and goes into the hall.
T: It smells even worse in the hall!
He opens the door to the bathroom, thinking the smell is coming from the diaper pail. He sniffs three times, mystified because the bathroom smells fine, but the hall stinks.
T: It smells like poop.
A: Is it the heater?
Todd sniffs at Hazel's door.
T:It's coming from in here!
A: Did she poop? Is she awake?
T: Yep.
We opened the door to the overwhelming stench of a poopy diaper and the bewildered look of a barely-awake baby being laughed at by both parents. We couldn't stop laughing and exclaiming about how bad her room stunk, and she was too sleepy to join in. The heater vent had taken the smell and spread it throughout the entire apartment!
7 comments:
Oh my goodness this is TOO good!!!
nasty. I could barely read this aloud to Jon because I was laughing so hard.
Only the Bonners can make poop so funny.
Dang I miss you guys.
lol! very funny. :)
argh! every time i walk into teague's room it smells like poop...even if he's just fine and there's no diaper lying around. i think the smell has soaked into the walls!!!
PSHT! Like it COULD have been you! DUH! Perfect, beautiful, lovely, fresh Ang COULD NOT have committed such a crime. How dare he even imply such an accusation? :D
nice narrative. sounds like some that rebekah and I have had, though it's usually Rebekah! And she can't deny it!
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